Bad pickup lines

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "Do you have the energy?"

Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say:
"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?

You see my friend over there?
[Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]
He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy
and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and
say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate)
dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your
phone number on half of it and hand it to them.Ê Then say,
"how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to
spend this money?"

Coffee? Tea? Me?

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor.

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly): Yes.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?
She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We've established what kind of woman that you are,
we're just haggling over the price.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

You look just like my mother.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for
you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted
to give you notice that I noticed you too.